Dr who forth doctor quotes The Talons of Weng-Chiang

The Doctor: Sleep is for tortoises!

Leela: What's the tribe here?

The Doctor: Cockneys!

The Doctor: Were you trying to attract my attention?

The Doctor: What's this?!

Leela: A janis thorn.

The Doctor: I thought I told you not to carry any more--

Leela: He was trying to kill you!

The Doctor: Oh. Oh. Well, in that case, you'd better come with me.

The Doctor: I've always enjoyed messing about in boats!

Jago: Well, if you need any help, Doctor, I hope I know where my duty lies.

The Doctor: I knew I could rely on you.

Jago: Oh, to the limit! Though, I suppose you've got your own men scattered throughout the audience.

The Doctor: No.

Jago: No? You mean nobody?

The Doctor: Nobody. When the moment comes, Mr Jago, you and I can face our destiny shoulder to shoulder.

Jago: Oh, corks.

Leela: Why are you putting fire in your mouth?

Litefoot: Good lord. Has the girl never seen a pipe before?

The Doctor: There's no tobacco where Leela comes from

Litefoot: Sounds healthy, but exceedingly dull

Chiang: Please to keep very quiet! Chiang shoot fifty peasants learning this trick!

The Doctor: Hah! Do you know what this is?

Leela: You ask me so that you can tell me!

The Doctor: Exactly.

Leela: So, maybe he's got another 'eureka'?

The Doctor: No, 'eureka' is Greek for 'this bath is too hot.'

The Doctor: Never trust a man with dirty fingernails!

The Doctor: Listen! It's the muffin man! Come on. I'll buy you all muffins.