Dr who Eleventh doctor quotes The Doctor's Wife

The Doctor: Oh, it's the warning lights! I need to get rid of those, they never stop
Idris: You ever wonder why I chose you all those years ago?
The Doctor: I chose you. You were unlocked.
Idris: Of course I was. I wanted to see the universe so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away. And you were the only one mad enough
Rory: How can we be outside the universe? The universe is everything.
The Doctor: Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those tiny little bubbles on the outside.
Rory: 'Kay.
The Doctor: Well it's nothing like that.
Rory: What is happening?
The Doctor: We are leaving the universe!
Amy: How can you leave the universe?
The Doctor: With enormous difficulty
Idris: Thief, thief! You're my thief!
Auntie: She's dangerous, guard yourselves.
Idris: Look at you. Goodbye! No, not goodbye, what's the other one?
Uncle: Watch out, careful, keep back from her. [Idris breaks the kiss, giggles and pulls back] Welcome strangers, lovely, sorry about that.
The Doctor: Why am I a thief? What have I stolen?
Idris: Me, you're going to steal me, you have stolen me, you are stealing me. Oh, tenses are difficult aren't they?
Idris: Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner
The Doctor: I see. This asteroid is sentient.
Auntie: We walk on his back, breathe his air, eat his food...
Amy: Smell it's armpits.
House: And do my will.
Amy: You want to be forgiven.
The Doctor: Don't we all?
The Doctor: You gave me hope, and then you took it away. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me.
Basically — RUN!
Amy: What do you need from me?
The Doctor: My screwdriver, I left it in the TARDIS. It's in my jacket.
Rory: You're wearing your jacket.
The Doctor: My other jacket.
Rory: You have two of those?
Rory: Listen. Whatever happens at least we're together. And we're in the TARDIS so we're safe.
Amy: Yeah.
House: You're half right. I mean, you are in the TARDIS. What a great adventure. I should have done this half a million years ago. So, Amy, Rory, why shouldn't I just kill you now?
The Doctor: I don't understand. Who are you?
Idris: Do you really not know me? Just because they put me in here?
The Doctor: They said you were dangerous.
Idris: Not the cage, stupid. In here. They put me in here. I'm the... oh, what do you call me? We travel. I go...
The Doctor: The TARDIS?
Idris: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. Yes, that's it. Names are funny. It's me. I'm the TARDIS.
The Doctor: No, you're not. You're a bitey mad lady. The TARDIS is... up and down, it's a big blue box.
Idris: Yes, that's me. A Type 40 TARDIS. I was already a museum piece when you were young. And the first time you touched my console...
The Doctor:I said you were the most beautiful thing I'd ever known.
Idris: Then you stole me. And I stole you.
The Doctor: I borrowed you.
Idris: "Borrowing" implies you eventually planned to return the thing that was taken. What makes you think I would ever give you back?
The Doctor: You're the TARDIS.
Idris: Yes.
The Doctor: My TARDIS.
Idris: My Doctor. Oh, we have now reached the point in the conversation where you open the lock
Idris: You're like a nine year old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom. And you never read the instructions.
The Doctor: I always read the instructions!
Idris: There's a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for 700 years. What does it say?
The Doctor: That's not instructions.
Idris: There's an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?
The Doctor: "Pull to open".
Idris: Yes, and what do you do?
The Doctor: I push!
The Doctor: It's a TARDIS junkyard. Come on. Oh, sorry. Do you have a name?
Idris: Seven hundred years and finally he asks.
The Doctor: What do I call you?
Idris: What you call me? Sexy?
The Doctor: Only when we're alone.
Idris: We are alone.
The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.
The Doctor: You didn't always take me where I wanted to go.
Idris: No, but I always took you where you needed to go.
House: Fear me, I've killed hundreds of Time Lords.
The Doctor: Fear me. I killed all of them.
Idris: You're like a nine-year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom. And you never read the instructions.
The Doctor: I always read the instructions!
Idris: There's a sign on my front door. You have been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it say?
The Doctor: That's not instructions.
Idris: There's an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?
The Doctor: "Pull to open."
Idris: Yes, and what do you do?
The Doctor: I push!
Idris: Every single time. Seven hundred years, police box doors open out the way.
The Doctor: I think I have earned the right to open my front doors any way I want.
Idris: Your front doors? Do you have any idea how childish that sounds?
The Doctor: Uh, Amy, this is, well, she's my TARDIS. Except she's a woman. She's a woman and she's a TARDIS.
Amy: She's the TARDIS?
The Doctor: And she's a woman. She's a woman and she's a TARDIS.
Amy: Did you wish really hard?
The Doctor: Shut up, not like that.
Idris: Hello. I'm... Sexy.
The Doctor: Oh, still shut up
The Doctor: The House deleted all the bedrooms. I should probably make you two a bedroom. You'd like that, won't you?
Amy: Okay... um... Doctor... this time could we lose the bunk bed?
The Doctor: No, bunk beds are cool. A bed with a ladder! You can't beat that.
The Doctor: Yeah. You're right, you've completely won. Oh, you can kill us in oodles of really inventive ways. But before you do kill us, allow me and my friends, Amy and Rory, to congratulate you on being an absolutely worthy opponent.
Amy: Congratulations.
The Doctor: Yep, you've defeated us. Me, my lovely friends here and last, but definitely not least, the TARDIS matrix herself. A living consciousness you ripped out of this very control room and locked up into a human body, and look at her.
Rory: Doctor, she's stopped breathing.
House: Enough! That is enough.
The Doctor: No, it's never enough. You forced the TARDIS into a body so she'd burn out safely a very long way away from this control room. A flesh body can't hold the TARDIS matrix and live. Look at her body, House.
House: And you think I should mourn her?
The Doctor: No. I think you should be very, very careful about what you let back into this control room. You took her from her home, but now she's back in the box again. And she's free.
Idris: I've been looking for a word. A big, complicated word but so sad. I've found it now.
The Doctor: What word?
Idris: Alive. Alive. I'm alive.
The Doctor: Alive isn't sad.
Idris: It's sad when it's over.

Dr who eleventh doctor quotes The Curse of the Black Spot

Captain Avery: She can smell the blood on your skin. She's marked you for death.
Rory: She?
Captain Avery: A demon, out there in the ocean.
The Doctor: Okay, groovy. So you're just not pirates today — we've managed to bag us a ship with a demon popping in. Very efficient. I mean, if something's going to kill you, it's nice that it drops you a note to remind you.
The Doctor: And the gun's back. You're big on the gun thing, aren't you? Freud would say you're compensating. Ever met Freud? No. Comfy sofa.
Captain Avery: I give the orders.
The Doctor: Ah. Worry, 'cause I'm wearing a hat now.
Captain Avery: Wheel?
The Doctor: Atom accelerator.
Captain Avery: It steers the thing.
The Doctor: No! Sort of... yes.
Captain Avery: Wheel, telescope, astrolabe, compass. A ship's a ship.
Captain Avery: I'm confused.
The Doctor: Yeah, well, it's a big club. We should get T-shirts.
Rory:I know you can do this. Of course, if you muck it up, I am going to be really cross. And dead.

Dr who eleventh doctor quotes Day of the Moon

The Doctor: The good news is we have a secret weapon!
River Song: Apollo 11's your secret weapon?
The Doctor: No, no, it's not Apollo 11. That would be silly. It's Neil Armstrong's foot.
The Doctor: As long as there's been something in the corner of your eye, or creaking in your house, or breathing under your bed, or voices through a wall — they've been running your lives for a very long time now. So keep this straight in your head: we are not fighting an alien invasion — we're leading a revolution. And today the battle begins.
The Doctor: Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit.
River Song: Thank you, sweetie.
The Doctor: I know you're team players and everything, but she'll definitely kill the first three of you.
River: Oh, the first seven, easy.
The Doctor: Seven, really?
River: Oh, eight for you, honey.
The Doctor: Stop it!
River: Make me!
The Doctor: Oh, maybe I will!
Amy Pond: Is this really important, flirting? 'Cause I feel like I should be higher on the list right now!
The Doctor: Guys? Sorry, but you're way out of time. Now, come on, a bit of history for you. Aren't you proud you helped? Do you know how many people are watching this live on the telly? Half a billion and that's nothing, because the human race will spread out among the stars. You just watch them fly. Billions and billions of them for billions and billions of years and every single one of them, at some point in their lives, will look back at this man taking that very first step and they will never ever forget it. Oh, but they'll forget this bit. Ready?
Canton: Ready.
Neil Armstrong: It's one small step for man...
Silent: You should kill us all on sight.
The Doctor: You've given the order for your own execution and the whole planet just heard you.
Neil Armstrong: ...one giant leap for mankind.
The Doctor: And one whacking great kick up the backside for the Silence! You just raised an army against yourself! And now, for a thousand generations, you'll be ordering them to destroy you every day. How fast can you run? Because today's the day the human race throw you off their planet. They won't even know they're doing it. I think, quite possibly, the word you're looking for right now is "Oops".
Nixon: This person you want to marry: black?
Canton: Yes...
Nixon: I know what people think of me, but perhaps I am a little more liberal—
Canton: He is.
Nixon: I think the moon is far enough for now, don't you, Mr. Delaware?
Canton: I figured it might be.

Dr who Eleventh doctor quotes Time (red nose day 2011)

The Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends, Pond flirting with herself. True love at last. Oh. Sorry, Rory.
The Doctor: Ok, we're back in normal flight. The TARDIS is no longer inside itself, the localised time field is no longer about to implode and rip a whole in all causality, but just in case...Pond, put some trousers on.

Dr who Eleventh doctor quotes The War of Art (special)

The Doctor: Right. This is the Paloma Centre, the biggest collection of art in the universe. We've arrived in the middle of the night, so we can sneak about, without anyone seeing- Ah. So. Plan B.

Dr who Eleventh doctor quotes The War of Art (special)

The Doctor: Right. This is the Paloma Centre, the biggest collection of art in the universe. We've arrived in the middle of the night, so we can sneak about, without anyone seeing- Ah. So. Plan B.

Dr who Eleventh doctor quotes City of the Daleks (Adventure games)

The Doctor: 1963. Such a good year.
Amy: That the year you bought that outfit, then?
The Doctor: You know, we can go see the Beatles play in 1963 - but the Ice Age is only a click away on the dial.
Amy: Can I meet John Lennon?
The Doctor: What? Not Ringo? Why doesn't anybody ever want to meet Ringo?
Amy: There's no such thing as a sexy drummer.
The Doctor: You know, I'd never considered that. Then again, why would I? 1963. The Beatles' first two albums. Sean Connery as James Bond, The Kinks, The Rolling Stones, Mary Quant, John Steed and Cathy Gale. Right now, out there London is the coolest place not just on Earth, but the whole galaxy!

Dr who Eleventh doctor quotes Death of the Doctor

The Doctor: Then they got married, so I dropped them off on a honeymoon planet, which isn't what you'd think. It's not a planet for a honeymoon, it's a planet on a honeymoon. It married an asteroid.
Jo: I've waited my whole silly life.
The Doctor: Oh, but you're an idiot.
Jo: Well, there we have it.
The Doctor: No, but don't you see? How could I ever find you? You've spent the past 40 years living in huts, climbing up trees, tearing down barricades. You've done everything from flying kites on Kilimanjaro to sailing down the yangtze in a tea-chest. Not even the TARDIS could pin you down!
Jo: Hold on. I did sail down the Yangtze in a tea-chest! How did you know?
The Doctor: And that family! All 7 kids, 12 grandchildren, 13th on his way. He's dyslexic but that'll be fine, great swimmer.
Jo: So you've been watching me? All this time?
The Doctor: No. Because you're right. I don't look back. I can't. But the last time I was dying I looked back on all of you. Every single one. And I was so proud.
The Doctor: Listen to me, both of you I want you to remember.
Jo: We are doing, that's the trouble.
The Doctor: No no no no no no no. I want you to remember everything. Every single day with me. Every single second.
Tia: What's he doing?
The Doctor: Because your memories are more powerful than anything else on this planet. Just think of it Sarah. Remember it Jo. But properly. Properly. Give the memory weave everything. Every planet. Every face. Every mad man. Every loss. Every sunset. Every scent. Every terror. Every joy. Every Doctor. Every me.
Sarah Jane: I remember!
Tia: No!
Jo: I remember!
The Doctor: What do you mean, the Mona Lisa?
The Doctor: The coffin was the trap. The coffin was the solution. That's so neat I could write a thesis.

Dr who Eleventh doctor quotes Series 6 trailer

Unknown Voice: Fear me, I’ve killed hundreds of Time Lords.
The Doctor: Fear me, I killed all of them.

Dr who eleventh doctor quotes The Impossible Astronaut

The Doctor: Y'know, this isn't nearly as bad as it looks.
Amy: At the personal intervention of the king, the unnamed Doctor was incarcerated without trial in the tower of London.
Rory: OK, but it doesn't have to be him.
Amy: According to contemporary accounts, two nights later, a magical sphere some twenty feet across was seen floating away from the tower, bearing the mysterious Doctor aloft.
Rory: OK, it's him.
Amy: This is it, yeah? The right place?
Rory: Uh, Nowhere, Middle of? Yeah, this is it.
The Doctor: Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. You think you can just shoot me?
River Song: They're Americans!
The Doctor: Don't shoot! Definitely no shooting.
The Doctor: I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Codename: The Doctor. These are my top operatives, The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson.
River Song: I hate you.
The Doctor: No, you don't.
The Doctor: Swear to me! Swear to me on something that matters!
Amy: Fish fingers and custard.
The Doctor: My life in your hands, Amelia Pond.

Dr who quotes cybermen The Pandorica Opens

Cyberman: You will be assimilated.
CyberLeader: All projections correlate. All evidence concurs. The Doctor will destroy the Universe.
CyberLeader: Seal the Pandorica.

Dr who quotes cybermen The Next Doctor

Cybermen: All hail the CyberKing!
Cybermen: The CyberKing will rise!

Dr who quotes cybermen Army of Ghosts + Doomsday

Cyber Leader1: We are the Cybermen. The Ghost Shift will be increased to 100%.

Cyber Leader1: The Sphere is not ours... The Sphere broke down the barriers between worlds, we only followed. Its origin is unknown.

Cyber Leader1: This broadcast is for humankind. Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet; but you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us.
Cyber Leader1: Scans detect unknown technology active within Sphere chamber. Cybermen will investigate! Units 10-65 and 10-66 will investigate Sphere chamber.
10-65 and 10-66: We obey.
Cyberman: Cybermen plus Daleks. Together, we could upgrade the universe.
Cyber Leader1: Daleks, be warned...you have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control.
Cyber Leader1: Quarantine the Sphere Chamber. Start emergency upgrading. Begin with these personnel...Keep this one; his increased adrenaline suggests that he has vital Dalek information.
Cyber Leader1: You are proof.
The Doctor: Of what?
Cyber Leader1: That emotions destroy you.
Cyberman: Cyber Leader1 has been terminated. Download shared files. I will be upgraded to Cyber Leader.
Cybermen: Delete! Delete! Daleks will be deleted!
Cyber Leader2: Emergency! All units will converge on the Torchwood Tower. Repeat - all Cybermen to Torchwood!
Cyber Leader2: We will retreat through the Breach; reclaim the homeworld.
Cyber-Yvonne: You will not pass.
Cyber Leader2: What is the meaning of this?!
Cyber-Yvonne: You will not pass.  I did my duty for Queen and country. I did my duty for Queen and country. I did my duty for Queen and country.

Dr who quotes cybermen The Age of Steel

CyberJackie: This man worked with Cybus Industries to create our species. He will be rewarded by force. Take them to Cyber Control.
Doctor: Where is the famous Mister Lumic? Don't we get the chance to meet our lord and master?
Cyberman: He has been upgraded.
Doctor: You mean he's just like you?
Cyberman: He is superior. The Lumic unit has been designated Cyber Controller.
Cyber Controller: This is the age of steel and I am its creator.
Cyber Controller: I have factories waiting on seven continents. If the EarPods have failed, then the Cybermen will take humanity by force. London has fallen.......so shall the world.
Cyber Controller: I will bring peace to the world. Everlasting peace. And unity. And uniformity.
Cyber Controller: I can set you free. Would you not want that? A life without pain?
Cyber Controller: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
The Doctor: I gave them back their souls! They can see what you've done, Lumic, AND IT'S KILLING THEM!
Cyber Controller: DELETE! DELETE! DEL-AAGHH! NOOOOOO!
Cybermen: Delete! Delete! Delete!

Dr who quotes cybermen Rise of the Cybermen

John Lumic: Can it hear me?
Doctor Kendrick: I don't know sir, it still might be in shock, the brain has been welded to the exo-skeleton.
John Lumic: Skin of metal and a body that will never age or die: I envy it! Do you know me? Answer, do... you... know... me?
Cyberman Prototype: You are John Lumic.
Cyberman: We have been upgraded.
The Doctor: Into what?
Cyberman: The next level of mankind. We are human-point-2. Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us.
The President: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for what's been done to you. But listen! This experiment... ends tonight!
Cyberman: Upgrading is compulsory.
The President: And if I refuse?
The Doctor: Don't.
The President: What happens if I refuse?
The Doctor: I'm telling you, don't!
The President: What happens if I refuse?
Cyberman: Then you are not compatible.
The President: What happens then?
Cyberman: You will be deleted. 
Cyberman: You are rogue elements.
Doctor: But we surrender!
Cyberman: You are incompatible.
Doctor: But this is a surrender!
Cyberman: You will be deleted.
Doctor: But we're surrendering - listen to me, we surrender!!!
Cyberman: You are inferior. Man will be reborn as Cyberman, but you will perish under maximum deletion. Delete! Delete! Delete! Delete!!

Dr who quotes cybermen Silver Nemesis

CyberLeader: Destroy them, destroy them!
CyberLieutenant: We cannot succeed, Leader. We must be gone.
CyberLeader: No. Let them take the statue and the arrows with them.
CyberLieutenant: The Cyber-race will cease to exist.
CyberLeader: Your logic is correct. Their supply of gold is limited. Retreat!

Dr who quotes cybermen Attack of the Cybermen

CyberLeader: Destroy her, DESTROY HER AT ONCE!
Peri: No, no, NO!
The Doctor: Wait! Let's discuss this shall we?
Peri: [stuttering] I agree.
CyberLeader: There is nothing to discuss.
The Doctor: If you want my co-operation, she must live!
CyberLeader: You cannot bargain, Doctor. It would be unfortunate if you were to be killed but we still would have your TARDIS.
[The Doctor runs over to the TARDIS console and punches a sequence into one of the keypads]
The Doctor: Not anymore, you don't. In precisely 20 seconds you and it will cease to exist.
CyberLeader: Release the woman.
The Doctor: How do I know that you won't cheat and change your mind?
CyberLeader: You have my word.
The Doctor: I'm not sure that's enough.
CyberLeader: Also, that of the CyberController.
The Doctor: But he was destroyed...
CyberLeader: No, merely damaged.
The Doctor: Where is he now?
CyberLeader: On our home planet, Telos.
The Doctor: I see.
Peri: Doctor!
CyberLeader: Correct, we can now time-travel. Set the co-ordinates for Telos!
CyberLeader: How did you know where to find us?
Lytton: You have a ship hidden on the dark side of the Moon, I tracked your transmissions.
CyberLeader: Inform Moon-base our signals are being detected, they must increase the distortion.
Lytton: You are quite safe, Earth authorities can't pick up your signals, it's beyond their technology.
Cyberman: You were capable?
Lytton: I am not from Earth.
CyberLeader: So you have said.
Cyberman: Where do you come from?
Lytton: Veta 15 in the star-system 690.
CyberLeader: What is the name of your satellite?
Lytton: Rifton 5.
Cyberman: Controller, our instruments register an irregular transmission from the TARDIS.
CyberController: Inform the CyberLeader, on-board it will be The Doctor attempting to inform the Time Lords of his destination.
Cyberman: The Time Lords will attempt to stop us.
CyberController: Whatever in their wisdom, they will be too late! Telos will have been destroyed and we shall have The Doctor's TARDIS

Dr who quotes cybermen Earthshock

The Doctor: When did you last have the pleasure of smelling a flower, watching a sunset, eating a well prepared meal?!
Cyberleader: These things are irrelevant.
The Doctor: For some people, small beautiful things is what life is all about!
CyberLeader: You have affection for this woman?
The Doctor: She's a friend.
CyberLeader: Do you consider emotion as a disadvantage?
The Doctor: They have their uses.
CyberLeader: Kill her.
The Doctor: NO!!!
CyberLeader: Such a reaction is not a disadvantage?
The Doctor: No.
CyberLeader: There is still resistance.
Cyberman: According to the Earthling, there were only ten crew members. They have all been accounted for.
CyberLeader: Then he has lied, order the activation of re-enforcements

Dr who quotes cybermen Revenge of the Cybermen

Cyber Lieutenant: Computer reports heavy phobic energy discharge between the beacon and Voga.
CyberLeader: That means the humans have recently used their transmat beam?
Cyber Lieutenant: Yes.
CyberLeader: Time to docking?
Cyber Lieutenant: Sixteen minutes.
CyberLeader: Order the boarding party to the board hatch.
CyberLeader: The heart of Voga is almost pure gold, gold is hostile to our function.
CyberLeader: Locate and destroy all animal organisims!
Kelman: Have you killed them?
CyberLeader: Of course not, we have neutralised them. They are necessary to our plan
CyberLeader: Once our landing is detected, the Vogons will attack in force.
Kelman: They only have light arnaments, nothing that can affect your Cybermen. 
CyberLeader: This is the main shaft?
Kelman: Yes, this is the shaft that I explored for you. It runs right to the core of Voga.
CyberLeader: How far from the shaft entrance is the transmat receptor area?
Kelman: Just a matter of yards, I set the receptors as close as possible.
CyberLeader: Excellent Kelman, you have done well.
CyberLeader: The Humans will carry the explosives into the shaft.
The Doctor: What's your cut Kelman? Voga's gold?
CyberLeader: There will be no gold! Voga is to be utterly destroyed, and this time we will not fail!
The Doctor: Oh really?
CyberLeader: And you, Doctor, and your two friends will help us in this task. That is why your lives have been spared.
The Doctor: What great rewards have you rewarded Kelman?
CyberLeader: The matter is of no interest to you.
The Doctor: Everything is of interest to me, and Cybermen possess nothing that a human might want.;
CyberLeader: You are incorrect.
The Doctor: What is it? You've no home planet, no influence, nothing! You're just a pathetic bunch of tin soldiers skulking around the galaxy in an ancient spaceship!
CyberLeader: You speak unwisely. We are destined to be rulers of all the Cosmos!
The Doctor: Oh, I don't think so somehow. You tried that once and you were nearly wiped out.
Cyberman: All resistance overcome.
CyberLeader: The beacon is ours!

Dr who quotes cybermen The Invasion

Vaughn: Revive it, just enough to bring it out of its cocoon.
Scientist: Yes, sir.  
Vaughn: Hold it right there. Now, Gregory, connect the Professor's machine.
Gregory: But, sir, it...
Vaughn: Connect it! 
Gregory: What emotion shall I enduce, sir?
Vaughn: Fear, let's see how the cybermen will react to fear. 
Vaughn: More power!
Gregory: That's all there is! 
Packer: It could have killed us!
Vaughn: At least we have proven that the professor's machine is useful, but get him to work on it because I want directional control and TWICE AS MUCH POWER!
Packer: It's following the others into the sewer, we can't let it do that!
Vaughn: Why not?
Packer: It will kill anything that gets in it's way!
Vaughn: Good! Anyone foolish enough to be down in those sewers deserves to die!