Donna: Don't our clothes look a bit odd?The Doctor: Nah! Ancient Rome, anything goes. It's like Soho, but bigger!
Donna: Have you been here before?
Doctor: Hmm, ages ago, and before you ask, that fire had nothing to do with me. Well, a little bit. But I never got a chance to look around properly; Colosseum, Pantheon, w:Circus Maximus...you'd expect them to be looming by now. Where is everything? Let's try this way.
Donna: I'm not an expert, but there's seven hills of Rome, aren't there? How come they've only got one?
Donna:One mountain, with smoke, which makes this...
The Doctor:Pompeii. We're in Pompeii! And it's Volcano Day!
Lucius Caecilius Iucundus: Who are you?
The Doctor: I am... Spartacus.
Donna: And so am I.
Lucius Caecilius Iucundus: Mr and Mrs Spartacus?
The Doctor: Oh, no no no no no, we're not married...
Lucius Caecilius Iucundus: Oh, brother and sister? Yes, of course, you look very much alike.
The Doctor and Donna: Really?!
The Doctor: Well, caveat emptor...
Caecilius: Oh, you're Celtic? There's lovely.
Donna: No way!
The Doctor: Yes way, Appian Way!
Donna: You fought it off with a water pistol! I bloody love you!
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